If you exhibit more than four of these symptoms, consult your doctor. That, or go into politics. Studies show you’re knowledgeable enough for it.
Sometimes truly random things can make a fan happy. These…are two of these things.
It’s harder to parody a reputation for strict reasonableness, but after the Stephen Colbert Facts, we could hardly let Jon Stewart down.
Because Chuck Norris Facts seem less justified when you realize he couldn’t even beat out Stephen Colbert for a bridge name in Hungary.
In which some accidental worldbuilding starts to creep into this ridiculous scenario. Who knew?
The correspondent profiles have been brought up-to-date!
Given: If there’s one question besides “Who should this character hook up with?” guaranteed to start a fervent, polarized, opinionated fandom discussion, it’s “What Hogwarts house should this character be in?”
For a Secret Santa exchange, prompt: Jon/”Stephen”, after a freak accident, he gains the ability to hear what the other is really thinking.
A Colbert-centric remix of the heartwarming Christmas story originally performed by CGI vegetables. Stephen and his cookies are ready for Santa, but other visitors keep knocking at his door.
Twenty-five hurt/comfort prompts, one canon. Music: Peter Donnelly, “Say It’s Alright”
