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Disclaimer: In keeping with RIAA rules, music is provided for preview purposes only. It’s your responsibility to delete it from your computer within 24 hours of downloading.

Disclaimer II: All of these mixes present completely fictional takes on mostly-fictional characters. Any resemblance to real-life persons, actions, or dialogue is completely coincidental.

California Boys (1)

jonathan-front Somewhere Greener, Somewhere Warmer (62.4 MB)

Castle Down and Other Stories (1)

castlecover Turrets & Moats (106.4 MB)

Clover and Shadows (2)

clovercover1 Across The Border And Into The City (73.2 MB)

clovercover2 Trading Your Memories For Fortune And Fame (59.4 MB)

Drawing the Line (1)

drawingtheline00 Drawing the Line OST (31.7 MB)

Green & Gray (2)

greencover The Weapon I Choose (76.9 MB)

greycover You Were Not Mine To Save (71.8 MB)

State of Grace (4)

lightcover but the crack let in light (97.0 MB)

gracejoncover After The Rain (60.1 MB)

petitfourthcover petit fourth (59.7 MB)


State of Grace OST 1 (79.3 MB)
State of Grace OST 2 (77.0 MB)

The Thing With Feathers (1)

featherstrack00 The Thing With Feathers Soundtrack (72.9 MB)

Truthiness And Relative Dimensions In Space (1)

tardiscover Truthiness And Relative Dimensions In Space OST (76.1 MB)

Why Should I Care? (1)


Perfect – Disc 1 (48.9 MB)
Perfect – Disc 2 (67.4 MB)

Featured Posts

Moontower Interview: Hasan Minhaj

By Robert Faires Source Getting hired as a correspondent for The Daily Show With Jon Stewart was, without question, a great break for Hasan Minhaj. But it isn’t as if the 29-year-old comedian was sitting around waiting for his cell to ring. This is a guy who in just a few years has made a mark in stand-up, […]

October 2nd, 2013: The Taping ReporT!

By Anna-Neko Source This was my second time going (went with a friend last year), and just the day before got to experience ‘The Daily Show’ too!

You Know You’re A Fake News Junkie When…

If you exhibit more than four of these symptoms, consult your doctor. That, or go into politics. Studies show you’re knowledgeable enough for it.

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